Subject: Elf Pickup Lines
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Dec 13 2000 - 06:43:16 EST
"Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines"
1. "I'm down here"
2. "Just because I've got bells on my shoes,
doesn't mean I'm a sissy."
3. "I was once a lawn ornament for 'NSynch.
Want to meet them?"
4. "I can get you off Santa's naughty list."
5. "I have certain needs that can't be satisfied
by working on toys."
6. "I'm a magical being. Can I try to make
your top and bra disappear?"
7. "No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're
thinking of those dorks over at Keebler."
8. "Get an eyedropper of tequila in me and
I turn into a wild man."
9. "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig."
10. "I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners"
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