Subject: The Case of The Missing Tampons
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Dec 13 2000 - 06:44:28 EST
"The Case of The Missing Tampons"
Ok, I'm the only female in a house full of guys.
4 sons and a hubby. Toilet seat is never down...etc.
SOOOOoooooooooo I'm the only one who would be
using Female products.....correct? A STRANGE
thing was happening at my house. Tampons were
disappearing. *insert Twilight Zone theme* Ok....
A few months ago I went to my cupboard to get out
a Tampon and there was ONLY one left. I could have
sworn I had just bought a box the month before. So, I
go back to the store, buy a new box and forget about it.
The next month (T.O.M) I go back to the cupboard.....
and voila!....there is only ONE tampon left again.
What's going on here? Gremlins??? I go to the store
and buy another box, and forget about it.
WELL..... I decided to clean out my two youngest sons
closet and LOW and BEHOLD....at the bottom of their
closet is the wrappers, applicators and the tampons
themselves. I am starting to FREAK!!! My goodness,
what are they doing with them??????
I get a hold of myself .....and tell myself that "I am an
Adult, and can handle this", despite the bizarre thoughts
running through my mind. I'm thinking...."Do I have
enough money saved up in the bank for MAJOR
THERAPY?"
I go to the top of the stairs and yell for my two youngest
sons to "COME HERE!!!!" They march up the stairs
and find me in their room staring into the bottom of
their closet. I said "What are you doing with THOSE?
THOSE are MINE!" My 12 year old looks like a deer
caught in the headlights and is silent. My 10 year old
looks at me all innocent and says......
"Well, Mom, we were playing with our G.I. Joes and
figurines..... and THOSE make really good S.C.U.D.
missiles!! What do YOU use them for?"
"NEVER MIND!! GO PLAY!!!!"
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