Subject: What Do You Want For Christmas?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Dec 12 2000 - 07:35:29 EST
"What Do You Want For Christmas?"
A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says,
"I bet I know what you want for Christmas,"
and with his finger he taps the boys nose
with every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S."
The little boy thinks a second and says,
"No, I have enough toys."
Santa replies once again tapping the boys
nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."
Again the little boy thinks a second and says,
"No, I have all kinds of candy."
"Well, what would you like for Christmas?"
Santa asks.
The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the
nose, "P-U-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't
have any, because I can smell it on your finger!"
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