Subject: A Little Old Lady & Sexual Aids
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Dec 09 2000 - 02:44:38 EST
"A Little Old Lady & Sexual Aids"
A little old lady with blue hair entered the
lingerie shop and asked in a quavering voice,
"Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell-l s-s-sexual
aids h-here?"
The salesman, somewhat taken aback by
the little old lady's appearance in his shop,
answered, "Uh, yes ma'am. We do."
The little old lady, holding her quivering hands
about 10 inches apart asked, "D-do y-you
ha-ave an-ny ab-bb-bout th-this l-l-ong?"
"Well, yes ma'am, we do. We have several
that size."
Forming a circle with her fingers, she then
asked, "A-are an-nny of t-them about thi-is
b-big ar-round-d?"
"Well.... yes ma'am, a few of them are about
that big."
"D-do aa-ny of t-them ha-ave a v-v-vibra-a-ator?"
"Yes ma'am, one of them does."
"W-w-ell, h-how d-do yo-ou t-turn it off?"
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