Subject: Rubber Goods...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Dec 07 2000 - 13:27:20 EST
"Rubber Goods..."
A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly
lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little
nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he
was putting on his surgical gloves...
"Do you know how they make these rubber
gloves?"
She said, "No?"
"Well", he spoofed, "down in Mexico they have
this big building set up with a large tank of latex,
and the workers are all picked according to hand
size. Each individual walks up to the tank, dips
their hands in, and then walk around for a bit
while the latex sets up and dries right onto their
hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw
them into the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and
start the process all over again."
And she didn't laugh a bit!!! Five minutes later,
during the procedure, he had to stop cleaning
her teeth because she burst out laughing.
The old woman blushed and exclaimed, "I just
suddenly thought about how they must make
condoms.
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