Subject: Casual Dress
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Sat Dec 09 2000 - 02:45:41 EST
"Casual Dress"
Employed by the human-development center
of a corporation in the midwest, my friend
trains employees in proper dress codes and
etiquette.
One day as she was stepping onto the
elevator, a man casually dressed in jeans
and a golf shirt got on with her.
Thinking of her responsibilities, she scolded,
"Dressed a little casually today, aren't we?"
The man replied, "That's one benefit of owning
the company...."
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"Do You Know Who I Am?"
A man joined a big Multi National Company
as a trainee. On his first day, he dialed the
pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me
a coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded,
"You fool you've dialed the wrong extension!
Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
"No," replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company,
you fool!"
The trainee shouted back, "And do you know
who YOU are talking to, you fool?"
"No." replied the Managing Director indignantly.
"Good!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.
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