Subject: Get Your Palm Read
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Aug 18 2000 - 08:19:06 EDT
"Get Your Palm Read"
Paul was ambling through a crowded street
fair when he decided to stop and sit at a
Palm Reader's table.
Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen
dollars, I can read your love line and tell your
romantic future."
Paul readily agreed and the reader took one
look at his open palm and said, "I can see that
you have no girlfriend."
"That's true," said Paul.
"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely,
aren't you?"
"Yes," Paul shamefully admitted. "That's
amazing. Can you tell all of this from the 'love
line' on my palm?"
"Love line? No, from the calluses."
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