Subject: Little Johnny, the Artist
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Aug 17 2000 - 22:57:10 EDT
"Little Johnny, the Artist"
One day before class, Little Johnny drew
a fly on the class grade book. Miss Figpot
saw the fly sitting on the notebook and
smsahed it with a ruler. The fly didn't fly
away. So she slammed the grade book once
again. Again the fly didn't fly away. This
drove Miss Figpot crazy. She started to pound
the book with the ruler and, as a result, the
grade book turned into a bunch of torn sheets
of paper. With the class laughing, she
realized what had happened.
Then Miss Figpot called Little Johnny's father
to school. "You see what your son did to our
class grade book?" she said.
"That's nothing." replied the father. "Last
month, he drew a naked woman on a fence
and then, for two weeks straight, I had to pull
splinters out of my dick."
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