Subject: Cat Mind Games
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Aug 17 2000 - 22:56:48 EDT
"Cat Mind Games"
1.) Stare with the exact same expression
whether you're looking at nothing or an ax
murderer.
2.) Wait till your human lays out their clothes
and decide this would be the perfect place to
take a nap.
3.) Race through the house, hair on end and
stop in an attack pose. Then walk of nonchalantly.
Repeat as necessary.
4.) Play with invisible objects.
5. Wait till your human is asleep and jump up
and start kneeding any available body parts.
6.) Figure 8 your humans legs while they are
walking around the kitchen cooking something
you won't get a bite of.
7.) Before your human gets out of their bed,
make sure your napping in the bathroom doorway.
8.) Leave gifts of small animal body parts in
your human' s shoes. Then wait to be praised.
Stalk off if not rewarded for your gift.
9.) If you absolutly have to go to the vet, cling to
your human's head, howling at the top of your
lungs and spew hairballs on the vet.
10.) Wait till your human is eating, then jump
on the table and shed.
11.) Using the litterbox at your human's mealtimes
can be great fun.
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