Correcting Grammar


Subject: Correcting Grammar
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Aug 17 2000 - 22:53:23 EDT


"Correcting Grammar"

Lil' Johnny's Mother had been away a week at
a N.O.W. convention and when she returned
home, she was anxious to hear about his week.

"Well, one night we had a thunderstorm, and I
was scared, so Daddy and me slept together,"
her son said.

"Johnny!" said the boy's French Au Pair, "Don't
you mean 'Daddy and I'?"

"No!" replied Bobby. "That was Thursday. I'm
talking about Monday night."



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