Subject: Classified Ads
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Aug 17 2000 - 22:52:59 EDT
"Classified Ads"
bill's septic cleaning
"we haul American made products"
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shakespeare's pizza - free chopsticks
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hummels - largest selection ever
"if it's in stock, we have it!"
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get a little john:
the traveling urinal
holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer.
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harrisburg postal employees
gun club
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georgia peaches
california grown -
89 cents lb.
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nice parachute:
never opened - used once
slightly stained
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free: farm kittens. Ready to eat.
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american flag
60 stars - pole included
$100
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tired of working for only $9.75
per hour? We offer profit
sharing and flexible hours.
Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour.
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exercise equipment:
queen size mattress & box springs -$175.
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our sofa seats the whole mob
and it's made of 100% italian leather.
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joining nudist colony!
Must sell washer & dryer
$300.
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lawyer says client is not that guilty.
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alzheimer's center prepares
for an affair to remember
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gas cloud clears out taco bell.
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open house
body shapers toning salon
free coffee & donuts
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fully cooked boneless smoked
man - $2.09 lb
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