Subject: Classified Ads
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Aug 17 2000 - 22:48:17 EDT
"Classified Ads"
The following were actually taken from classified
ads in newspapers:
free yorkshire terrier.
8 years old. Hateful little dog.
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free puppies:
1/2 cocker spaniel -
1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
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free puppies...part german shepherd -
part stupid dog
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German shepherd 85 lbs.
Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
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found: dirty white dog.
Looks like a rat...
Been out awhile..
Better be reward.
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1 man, 7 woman hot tub -- $850/offer
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amana washer $100.
Owned by clean bachelor who
seldom washed.
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snow blower for sale...
Only used on snowy days.
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2 wire mesh butchering gloves:
1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15
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tickle me elmo, still in box, comes
with its own 1988 mustang, 5l, auto,
excellent condition $6800
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cows, calves never bred...
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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83 toyota hunchback -- $2000
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star wars job of the hut -- $15
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soft & genital bath tissues or
acial tissue 89 cents
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full sized mattress.
20 yr. Warranty.
Like new. Slight urine smell.
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free 1 can of pork & beans with
purchase of 3 br 2 bath home.
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for sale:
lee majors (6 million dollar man) - $50
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nordic track $300
hardly used, call chubby
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