Subject: 6 Black Kittens
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Aug 17 2000 - 22:43:55 EDT
"6 Black Kittens"
One night Jerry brought home a dozen red
roses to his wife. "How lovely, dear," she said,
"What's the occasion?"
"I want to make love to you" he said simply.
"Not tonight, dear. I have a headache."
The next night, Jerry came home with a big box
of chocolates and explained that he wanted to
make love with her.
"I'm awfully tired, honey" said his wife. "Not
tonight."
Every night for a week Jerry brought home
something, but each time his wife's answer
was no. Finally he came home with six black
kittens with little red bows around their necks
and handed them to his wife.
"How adorable, Jerry," she exclaimed. "But
what are they for?"
"These are six little pallbearers for your dead
pussy."
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