Subject: Corporate Theory
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Aug 17 2000 - 22:43:32 EDT
"I'm The Boss"
My boss was complaining in our staff
meeting the other day that he wasn't
getting any respect. Later that morning he
went to a local sign shop and bought a
small sign that read, "I'm the Boss." He
then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from
lunch, he found that someone had taped a
note to the sign that said. "Your wife
called. She wants her sign back!"
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"Corporate Theory"
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of
that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't
got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed
with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and
found that it actually gave him enough
strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung,
he reached the second branch.
Finally, after a fortnight, there he was proudly
perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was
promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the
turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullcrap might get you to
the top, but it won't keep you there.
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