Subject: Drunk Man
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Aug 17 2000 - 21:46:32 EDT
"Drunk Man"
This woman sitting in a bar, waring some
sort of tube top. She has never shaved her
armpits in her entire life, so as a result, she
has a thick bush under each arm. Every
20 minutes, she raises her arm up and flags
the bartender for another drink.
This goes on all night. The other people in
the bar see her hairy pits every time she
raises her arm.
Near the end of the night, this drunk at the
end of the bar says to the bartender, "Hey,
I'd like to buy the ballerina a drink." The
bartender replies, "She's not a ballerina.
What makes you think she's a ballerina?"
The drunk say's "Any girl that can lift her leg
that high HAS to be a ballerina!"
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