Subject: Bad Day At The Bar....
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Aug 17 2000 - 21:42:59 EDT
"Bad Day At The Bar...."
A man walks into a pub and, with the most
sorry look on his face, pleads to the barman;
"Look, my wife has left me, I've been fired,
I've just been mugged for all my money, and
I'm desperate for a drink. Can you help me
out??"
"Of course," said the landlord, "The door is
behind you. Do you want to be pushed or
carried?"
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"At The Pub"
A man in the pub orders a beer. He gets it and
begins to drink it and notices the beer is kind of
warm. so he mentions something to the bartender,
who tells him to shut up and just drink his beer.
Then it it's time to pay and instead of giving three
$1 dollar bills to the bartender, the guy throws 30
dimes behind the counter. The bartender is upset
and is on his hands and knees collecting change
as the guy leaves.
The next day the man is back and he comes in
waiving a $5 dollar bill. The bartender thinks:
"Okay, business is business" and lets him in.
Again, The beer is kind of warm, but the guy
doesn't say anything.
Comes time to pay, the man gives him the $5 bill.
The bartender goes To the register to get the
change, but instead of taking out two $1 dollar
bills, he takes out 20 dimes and throws them all
around the entire pub. The bartender says:
"There is your bloody change!"
The man looks around and remains quite calm.
He takes out 10 dimes, throws them behind the
counter and says: "Gimme another beer!"
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