Subject: Enough
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Aug 17 2000 - 21:38:58 EDT
"Enough"
A man and his wife were talking and he says,
"You know, I was thinking of going down to the
bar tonight and entering that big dick contest."
"Oh honey," she exclaims, "I don't want you
taking that out in public!"
"But, sweet thing," he says, "the prize is $100."
"I don't care," she says. "I don't want you
showing that thing to everybody."
So he lets the subject drop until the following
night when his wife walks in on him in the
bedroom, counting out a hundred dollars.
"Did you go down and enter that big dick contest
last night after I told you not to?" she asks.
"Please forgive me, sweetheart." he says.
"You mean you took that thing out for everybody
to see?" she says, tears welling up in her eyes.
The man looks at her fondly and says, "Well,
only enough of it to win."
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