Subject: Breastfeeding Problems
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Aug 17 2000 - 21:38:27 EDT
"Breastfeeding Problems"
My neighbor lady is having a difficult time
breast feeding her new baby. Her husband
won't get out of the way.
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"Triplets"
Two mothers were talking about a third
one who had just given birth to triplets.
"You know, that only happens one in
twelve-thousand times?" said the one.
"Amazing! How did she ever find time
to do any housework?"
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"Twins"
Years ago I had just delivered twins. They were
a boy and a girl. The head nurse brought them
out for their father to see. He could hardly believe
his good fortune. The girl baby had a pink blanket
wrapped around her and the boy baby was
enclosed in a blue blanket.
He took one step forward just so he could touch
the babies and believe they had finally arrived.
As he started to touch them the nurse took a
step backwards and said "you can't touch those
babies. You aren't sterile!!"
With out missing a beat, my husband retorted,
"You're telling me I'm not sterile!"
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