Subject: Eating Ice Cream
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Aug 02 2000 - 05:59:29 EDT
"Eating Ice Cream"
There was a woman who hated wearing underwear.
One day she decided to go shopping for a new
pair of shoes, and since she was wearing a skirt
the salesman was enjoying an excellent view.
After the third or fourth pair of shoes, the guy
couldn't stand it any more. "Lady," he said, "That's
some beautiful sight. I could eat that pussy full of
ice cream."
Disgusted, the woman stormed out of the store
and went home. When her husband got home
from work, she told him about the incident and
asked him to go beat the crap out of the
salesman. And when he flatly refused, she
insisted on knowing why.
"Three reason," said the husband. "Number
one: you shouldn't have been out in a skirt with
no underwear. Number two: you have enough
shoes to last you ten more years. And number
three: any son of a bitch who can eat that
much ice cream, I don't want to mess with in
the first place."
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