Subject: Gold Anniversary
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Thu Aug 17 2000 - 21:50:31 EDT
"Sentimental?"
During the celebration of their 50th Wedding Anniversary
the wife noticed a tear in her husbands eye.
"I never realized how sentimental you are," she said.
"That's not it," he sniffed.
"Remember when your Father caught us in the
barn, and he said if I didn't marry you he'd send
me to jail for 50 years?"
"Well, today I would have been a free man !!!"
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"Gold Anniversary"
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against
the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman
wistfully recalled that the next week would mark
their golden wedding anniversary.
"Let's have a party, Homer," she suggested.
"Let's kill a pig."
The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee,
Ethel," he finally answered, "I don't see why the
pig should take the blame for something that
happened fifty years ago."
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