Subject: Top 16 Passover Pickup Lines
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Apr 19 2000 - 06:40:48 EDT
"Top 16 Passover Pickup Lines"
16. Let's play 'bury the shank bone'.
15. Gefilte fish jelly makes great lubrication.
14. I hear that horseradish is an aphrodisiac.
13. Have you ever done it on a seder plate?
12. Maybe when Elijah comes, we can make it
a threesome.
11. Let's make this night really different from all
others nights.
10. Want to wander through my desert?
9. Nice Hagadah!!!
8. What's a girl like you doing at a seder like this?
7. Rabeinu, Moshe Rabeinu. 007!
6. Would you like to play with my matzah balls?
5. Can I part your Red Sea?
4. There's no law against leavened _______!!!
3. I've got a Ramses in my pockets that wants
to put you back into slavery!
2. May I climb your Mt. Sinai's?
AND THE NUMBER ONE PASSOVER PICKUP LINE....
1. Wanna look for MY afeikomen?
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