Subject: Inflating Breasts
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Fri Apr 21 2000 - 06:26:52 EDT
"Inflating Breasts"
This is a true story. My family were all together recently,
just hanging around at Mom and Dad's. My sister was
browsing through an almanac and laughed at a little piece
of trivia she had found in the book, which she then read
aloud; "Did you know that a woman's breasts increase in
size by 25% during sex?"
My bother-in-law, a notorious joker, shot back, "So,
how come yours don't?"
My father, from behind his newspaper and without even
a pause, replied, "You're not pumping hard enough."
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