Subject: Passover Collection
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Apr 19 2000 - 06:40:08 EDT
"The Top 10 Rejected Flavored Matzos"
(Copyright Jerry Lewine, Chief Engineer
KLYY/KVYY/KSYY (Y-107 Radio) Los Angeles
10. Spearmint Matzoh
9. Marshmallow Matzoh
8. Licorice Matzoh
7. Root Beer Matzoh
6. Liver Matzoh
5. Anchovy Matzoh
4. Bubble-Gum Matzoh
3. Chorizo Matzoh
2. Menudo Matzoh
.....and the number one top rejected Matzoh flavor:
1. Bacon Matzoh
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"Ancient Cruise" (A LadyHawke's Favorite)
The Pharaoh decided to go for a ride up the Nile.
"Captain of the Guard!" he shouted. "Get eighty
Jewish slaves for oarsmen!"
Two hours later, the Egyptian leader was sailing
up the river. In the hold, the Jews were rowing
at a wicked pace.
Lieberman, the slaves' wit, turned to the rower
beside him. "Tell me," said Lieberman, "on a
cruise like this, how much do you tip the whipper?"
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"Passover Baking"
Rev. David A. Stammerjohn, pastor of Laboratory
Presbyterian Church, Washington, Pennsylvania,
spent a week at the Synod school with his two children.
The school's theme focused on Moses and the Exodus.
When they returned home, his five-year-old daughter
excitedly greeted her mother: "Guess what, Mommy.
We made unleaded bread!"
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