Subject: Microsoft, Microsoft...
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Apr 04 2000 - 08:11:00 EDT
"Microsoft's TV Ad"
The classically - minded among us may have
noted a new TV ad for Microsoft's Internet
Explorer e-mail program which uses the musical
theme of the "Confutatis Maledictis" from
Mozart's Requiem.
"Where do you want to go today?" is the cheery
line on the screen, while the chorus sings
"Confutatis maledictis, flammis acribus addictis,"
which translates to: "When the accursed have
been confounded, And given over to the bitter
flames." Which basically means: "When the
accursed have been damned, and sent to Hell."
Go Microsoft!
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"Press Release From Microsoft"
MICROSOFT announced today that the
official release date for the new operating
system "Windows 2000" will be delayed
until the second quarter of 1901.
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"Actual Graffiti In The Microsoft Bathroom"
{Ok, so it's below my usual standards.
Byte me - LadyHawke}
1. Bill Gates Downloads Here
2. Do Not Flush Mouse Pads Down The Toilet
3. To Flush, Press Handle. You Do Not Need
To Hold Control, Alt, And Delete At The Same
Time.
4. For a good time, e-mail SUZIE@ohmygod/Im/about/tohave/an.org
5. Why can't Bill Gates get a date?
Because he is MICROSOFT.
6. MICROSOFT: Where Do You Want To Go
Today? ... in the crapper!
7. Microsoft Speelchecker Rules!
8. Your mother is so fat, it takes 25 minutes to
download a naked picture of her.
9. THE BASIC PROGRAM:
10: Enter
20: Lower Pants
30: Try Real Hard
40: If Nothing, Then goto 30
50: If something, Them goto 60
60: Wipe Butt
70: Exit
10. Ray has a 3 1/2 inch floppy! - Carl
Carl still plays with his Wang! - Ray
Yeah, well you both still program in DOS - Fred
Byte Me! - Ray & Carl
11. IBM we all BM
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