Subject: High School Sweethearts
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Tue Apr 04 2000 - 08:09:44 EDT
"High School Sweethearts"
There were two high school sweethearts who went
out together for four years in high school and were
both virgins and enjoyed losing their virginity with each
other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they
wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was
accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy
went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to
each other and spend anytime they could together.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she
would never be home, and when he wrote, she would
take weeks to return her letters. Even when he
e-mailed her, she took days to return his messages.
Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date
around. He didn't take this very well and increased his
calls and letters and e-mails trying to win back her love.
Because she became annoyed, and now had a new
boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So what
she did is this: She took a Polaroid picture of her
sucking her new boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it
to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new
boyfriend, leave me alone."
Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken, but
even more so, he was upset. So what he did next was...
er... (fill in your own adjective). He wrote on the back of
the photo the following: "Dear Mom and Dad, having a
great time at college, please send more money!" and
then mailed the picture to her parents.
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