Subject: How Bad Is It?
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Apr 03 2000 - 08:34:11 EDT
"How Bad Is It?"
The three old men were sitting around complaining
about how much their hands shook. The first old
geezer said, "My hands shake so bad, that when
I shaved this morning I cut my face!"
The second old man one-upped him, "My hands
shake so bad that when I trimmed my garden
yesterday, I sliced all my flowers!"
The third old man laughed and said, "That's nothing,
my hands shake so bad that when I took a pee
yesterday, I came three times."
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