Subject: Speaker Phone Problems
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Mon Apr 03 2000 - 03:37:08 EDT
"Promotions"
Once you reach mid-level management, promotions
are hard to come by at the state highway. I
congratulated one woman on her recent upgrade
and asked if she would mind telling me how she
pulled it off.
She smiled and said, "Well, sure. But I doubt very
much if it'll do you any good."
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"Walking Economy"
This guy is walking with his friend. He says
to this friend, "I'm a walking economy."
The friend replies, "how so?"
"My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a
victim of inflation, and both of these together
are putting me into a deep depression."
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"Speaker Phone Problems"
Have you ever worked in an office where
someone insist upon listening to their voice
mail using the speaker phone (at full volume,
naturally). It can really begin to bother you
after a while.
I found a fairly easy fix for that, though. I have
my wife call his desk when he's not there and
leave a message like "Hi, this is Candy from
1-900-HOT-BABE. You haven't paid for the
'toys' we sent you, you naughty boy. You
wouldn't want me to come over there and
spank you, would you?"
It is the last time you hear that particular
speaker phone, I can assure you.
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