Subject: The Traffic Stop
From: Unicorn (unicorn@indenial.com)
Date: Wed Apr 05 2000 - 16:40:43 EDT
"Got any ID?"
An Alabama State Trooper pulls over a pickup
truck on I-20.
He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"
The driver says, "'bout whut?"
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"Interstate Chase"
Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing
a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia.
When the suspect crossed the Georgia line,
the first Trooper pulled over quickly.
The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and
said, "Hey, sarge, why did you stop?"
The sarge replied, "He's in Georgia now.
They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never
catch him."
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"The Traffic Stop"
An old farmer was hauling a load of manure
when he was stopped by a state trooper. "You
were speeding," the cop said. "I'm going to
have to give you a ticket."
"Yep," the farmer said as he watched the trooper
shoo away several flies.
"These flies sure are terrible," the trooper complained.
"Yep," the farmer said. "Them are circle flies."
"What's a circle fly?"
"Them flies that circle a horse's tail," answered the
farmer. "Them are circle flies."
"You wouldn't be calling me a horse's butt, would
you?" the trooper angrily asked.
"Nope, I didn't," the farmer replied. "But you just
can't fool them flies."
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