Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Tue, 28 Sep 1999 03:18:49 -0400
"License Plates"
Two women are driving from New York
to California. Around Malibu, the
passenger spots a vanity license plate,
OYGRWUP.
"Hey, look! That tag says, 'Oy, grow up!' "
"Are you kidding?" says the driver. "We're
in California, not New York. It says, 'Oh,
why grow up?' "
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"Vanity Plates"
As sent in by LadyHawke's Subscribers
MIBUGNU: = Am I buggin' you
FEO2Y: = Nascar Country... Ferrious
Oxide (Rust) Y... RUSTY (as in Wallace)
NEIGHV: = Navy
DC10FXR = airline mechanic
EARSRGN = Ear surgeon
RUHOT2 = "Are you hot, too?"
On a Californian beetle
4MERNUN = Former nun
ICUUQTU = I see you, you cutie you
(in Kansas)
ISED8EM = I sedate 'em --
Anasthesiologist in Sarasota, Florida
2PCME: = License plate on a urologist's
car in NJ
UPYORS: = it was my old plate, until a
trooper pulled me over one night.
2BIG469: = on a giant Lincoln Continental,
not at all deliberate, just a gift from the
Department of Motor Vehicles.
2ABELLE: = speak anglais, think french
PLANET 7 = The plate of a proctologist.
The 7th planet is Uranus.
MID14U = Am I the one for you? Mr Right?
IMD1 = the reply to above
IMGR8 = I am great, an egotist
IH20SKI = I water(H20)ski
LDYAV8S = Lady Aviates
SMILFXR = smile fixer (on an orthodontist's
car!)
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