Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Tue, 28 Sep 1999 03:13:49 -0400
"Best T-Shirts of the Summer"
(around a picture of dandelions) I
Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won.
So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.
I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy.
G-d Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us
Friends. (Dash inputted by LadyHawke.)
If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven,
I Ain't Going.
At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All,
Heard It All...I Just Can't Remember It All.
My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips.
I Just Do What The Voices Inside My
Head Tell Me To Do.
(Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did
This To Me, Oprah.
If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't
We Hunt Them?
Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount.
Princess, Having Had Sufficient
Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog.
No, It Doesn't Hurt (on a "well-tattooed
gentleman").
(on the back of a passing motorcyclist)
If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off.
I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're
OK Now.
(Over the outline of the state of Minnesota)
My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor.
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a
Little Shopping.
What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What
It's All About.
I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food
Chain to Be a Vegetarian
(on the Front) Yale Is Just One Big Party
(on the back) With a $25,000 Cover Charge.
Coffee, Chocolate, Men... Some Things
re Just Better Rich.
Liberal Arts Major... Will Think For Money.
Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is
Optional
IRS--Be Audit You Can Be.
Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the
Law.
If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the
Kitchen.
Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.
The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt.
If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving
Isn't For You.
Old Age Comes at a Bad Time.
In America, Anyone Can Be President.
That's One of the Risks You Take.
First Things First, but Not Necessarily in
That Order.
HONORABLE MENTION by LadyHawke:
I'm Busy. You're Ugly. Have a nice Day!
(Proudly worn by my gorgeous friend Morgan
in L.A.)
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