Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Tue, 28 Sep 1999 03:03:49 -0400
"Training Courses For Men"
1. Introduction to Common Household
Objects I: The Mop
2. Introduction to Common Household
Objects II: The Sponge
3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral
and the Wedding
4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying
and Removing the Dead
5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain
on the Linoleum?: You CAN Tell the
Difference!
6. If It's Empty, You Can Throw It
Away: Accepting Loss I
7. If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago,
Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't
Bring It Back: Accepting Loss II.
8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not
Just for Women Anymore!
9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the
Electronics Came In.
10. Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that
Came in the Boxes that the Electronics
Came In.
11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove
Beard Clippings from the Sink.
12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash
Them Towels!
13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways
to Tell When You're About to run out of
Toilet Paper!
14. Giving Back to the Community: How to
Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to Goodwill
15. Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-
examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts
16. No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves:
Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware
17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!
18. Strange But True!: She Really May
NOT Care about Four Down in the cryptic
crossword
19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the
Pizza Hut
20. Expand Your Entertainment Options:
Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the
"Action/Adventure" Category
21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the
Remote
22. "I Could Have Played a Better Game
Than That!": Why Women Laugh
23. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's
Clean the Closet
24. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's
Clean Under the Bed
25. "I Don't Know": Be the First Man
to Say It!
26. The Gas Gauge in Your Car:
Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty
27. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for
Them
28. Listening: It's Not Just Something
You Do During Halftime
29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just
Because You Have Power Tools
Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It
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