Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Tue, 28 Sep 1999 03:27:33 -0400
"The Big Sale"
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors
of the sale (and some advertising in the
local paper) were the main reason for the
long line that formed by 8:30, the store's
opening time, in front of the store.
A small man pushed his way to the front
of the line, only to be pushed back, amid
loud and colorful curses. On the man's
second attempt, he was punched square
in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and
then thrown to the end of the line again.
As he got up the second time, he said to
the person at the end of the line...
"That does it! If they hit me one more time,
I won't open the store!"
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"At the Supermarket"
Our supermarket had a sale on boneless
chicken breasts, and a woman I know
intended to stock up. At the store, however,
she was disappointed to find only a few
skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry,
so she complained to the butcher.
"Don't worry, lady," he said. "I'll pack
some more trays and have them ready
for you by the time you finish shopping."
Several aisles later, my friend heard the
butcher's voice boom over the public-
address system: "Will the lady who
wanted bigger breasts please meet me
at the back of the store."
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