Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Wed, 22 Sep 1999 06:12:33 -0400
"Choices, Choices..."
Two engineering students were walking
across campus when one said, "Where
did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was
walking along yesterday minding my own
business when a beautiful woman rode up
on this bike. She threw the bike to the
ground, took off all her clothes and said,
'Take what you want.'"
The second engineer nodded approvingly,
"Good choice; her clothes probably
wouldn't have fit you, anyway."
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"Wife or Mistress?"
An architect, an artist and an engineer were
discussing whether it was better to spend
time with the wife or a mistress. The
architect said he enjoyed time with his wife,
building a solid foundation for an enduring
relationship.
The artist said he enjoyed time with his
mistress, because of the passion and
mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like both."
"Both?"
Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a
mistress, they will each assume you are
spending time with the other woman, and
you can go to the plant and get some
work done."
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