Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Wed, 22 Sep 1999 06:01:24 -0400
"What Is A Friend?" {For MDH in L.A.}
"The attractive man I met last night
insists he just wants to be friends."
the girl told her maiden Aunt. "Now
I know what to do with a lover, but,
what the heck do I do with a 'friend'?"
The wise old lady smiled and said,
"The same as with your lover, dearie,
only not quite so often."
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"Los Angeles Riddle"
Q. What do you see when the smog clears
in Los Angeles?
A. UCLA
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"Sneakers"
A guy stops by to visit his friend who
is paralyzed from the waist down. They
talk for a while and then the friend asks,
"My feet are cold. Would you be so kind
as to go get me my sneakers please?"
The guest obliges and goes upstairs.
There he sees his friend's daughters,
both very good looking. Being the
adventurous and quick thinking kind,
he says:
"Hi, ladies! Your daddy sent me here
to have sex with you!"
They stare at him and say, "That
can't be!"
He replies, "OK, let's check!"
He shouts at his friend down the
stairs, "Both of them?"
"Yes, both of them!"
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