Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Wed, 22 Sep 1999 05:56:58 -0400
"Train to Florida"
The newlyweds were taking the train
to Florida. Cuddling together in an
upper booth, they had a merry old time.
After the third marital joining, the
bride said, "Darling, I just can't
convince myself that we're really
married."
From a berth halfway down the train,
a deep voice bellowed, "Convince her!
I'd like to get some sleep!"
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"Arriving Home"
The newly married couple returned from
their honeymoon. As they got off the plane
at the crowded airport, the bride said,
"Darling, let's make the people think we've
been married a long time."
"Ok dear," said the husband. "Then you
carry the bags."
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"Newly Married On Train"
The new husband had booked sleeping
arrangements on the train, thinking he
was going to have a roomette or
compartment, only to find out he was
on one side of the sleeping car in an
upper bunk and his wife was in the other
one across from him. About 12 o'clock
he started feeling married so he said to
his wife, "Hey honey, hey honey, why
don't you come over here?"
His wife replied right back, "Well honey,
how will I get over there?" to which he
said, "Don't worry! I got something you
can walk on." In answer to that, a fellow
in the lower berth said, "Yeah, but how in
Hell is she going to get back?"
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