Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Tue, 21 Sep 1999 05:10:42 -0400
"Will This Madness Ever End?"
Last morning, National Public Radio
reported that Monica Lewinsky had
been in an accident with her Sport
Utility Vehicle. Immediately, four things
came to my mind:
1. She must have blown a rod.
2. Obviously, her driving sucks, too.
3. It's not the first time she flipped over
something with a spare tire.
4. I wonder how badly THIS accident
stained her dress?
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"President Clinton's Definition Of Sex"
President Clinton said that all sexual
feelings and emotions come from the
brain and that the brain is the most
powerful sexual organ any person has.
He said that he when he was having a
relation with Monica Lewinski he was
not using his brain and, therefore, he
was not having sex.
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"New Clinton Sex Scandal"
News...Sherri Molelinsky Files Action
Dateline...Yuma, Arizona
Ms. Sherri Molelinsky, a 65 year old, 5' 1",
Jewish African American filed a $2,000,000
sex discrimination complaint in Federal
Court today. This incident occurred when
Molelinsky toured the White House in
March of 1998.
Molelinsky claims that President Clinton
never molested her in the Oval Office
because of her religion, color, age and
height.
As further proof of her non-molestation,
she had told three friends and Linda
Tripp about the lack of sexual contact
by the President.
Sherri told this reporter, "That it's not
about money, and that she does not
have a book deal lined up yet."
Robert Bennett, Clinton's attorney,
issued a short denial quoting the
President's reaction to this new sex
charge. " The President denies not
having sex with Sherri what's-her-name. "
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