Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Tue, 21 Sep 1999 04:54:44 -0400
"The Next One"
After a young couple brought their new baby
home, the wife suggested that her husband
should try his hand at changing diapers.
"I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one."
The next time came around, and she asked
again. The husband looked puzzled. "Oh!
I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the
next baby!"
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"Fishing Buddy"
"Missed you last week, Jim. Where were
you?" Asked Bob, the longtime fishing buddy.
"Oh, I couldn't make it out to the lake. My wife
had a baby!"
"Oh, how big was it?"
"Five pounds, eight ounces."
"Damn, hardly worth the bait!"
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"Expecting?"
My wife was six months pregnant when we
decided to buy a new layette for the baby.
At the store the sales clerk said to her,
"Are you expecting?"
Before my wife could answer, I piped up,
"Expecting, hell! We're damn sure!"
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"Straight Facts"
Pretty soon, the little ones start asking
questions: Embarassing ones at that!
I remember when my kids asked me,
"Where do babies come from."
I try not to lie to them! I told them the
straight facts: "Carelessness, pure
carelessness!"
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