Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Tue, 21 Sep 1999 04:52:20 -0400
"A Trip to New York"
A flight attendant encountered a blonde sitting in the
first class section with a business class ticket. She
told her she would not be able to sit in that section
but the blonde refused to move.
She said, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to
New York, and you can't make me move."
The flight attendant went to the head attendant who
went to the lady and again asked her to move
because she was sitting in the first class section
and didn't belong there.
Again the lady said, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm
going to New York, and you can't make me move."
Finally, in exasperation the flight attendants went
to the pilot and explained the situation.
He replied, "Oh, I can take care of that. My wife is
a blonde."
He went back and whispered something to the lady,
and she immediately got up and walked back to
the business section.
The others were curious as to why she responded
so fast to him and asked for an explanation.
The pilot said, "Oh, it was simple. I just told her that
the first class section wasn't going to New York."
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"First Time On A Boeing"
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby
country. She has never been on an airplane
anywhere and was very excited and tense.
As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747,
she started jumping in excitement, running over
seat to seat and starts shouting,
"BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO...."
She, sort of, forgets where she is, even the pilot
in the cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the
goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts,
"BE SILENT!"
There was pin-drop silence everywhere, and
everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry
Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment
and then, all of a sudden, started shouting,
"OEING ! OEING!! OEING!!! OE..."
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