Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Tue, 21 Sep 1999 05:11:54 -0400
"The X-ray Glasses"
Billy Bob goes to the local novelty shop and
finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks
them out, and isn't fully convinced, but as
usual, the store assistant comes along and
closes the deal.
On his way home, Billy Bob puts on his new
x-ray glasses and, bingo! He sees everyone
in the street naked. He takes them off for a
moment, and everyone has their clothes on.
Puts the glasses back on... everyone is
naked! "Cool!"
As he arrives back home, he is eager to
show his new toy to his wife but can't find
her. He goes up to the bedroom and finds
his wife and the postman, naked in bed. He
takes his glasses off, and the two are still
naked. He puts them back on, and they are
still naked. Billy Bob then says: "Damn, I just
paid fifty bucks for these, and they're already
broken!"
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"French Farmhand (Sheep Fries)"
There was once a sheep farmer who
had a French farmhand working with
him to help castrate his sheep. As the
farmer castrated the sheep, the French
farmhand took the parts and was about
to throw them into the trash.
"No!" yelled the farmer, "Don't throw
those away! My wife fries them up, and
we eat them, they're delicious! They're
called Sheep Fries!"
The farmhand saved the parts and took
them to the farmer's wife who cooked
them up for supper. This went on for
three days....and each evening they
had Sheep Fries for supper.
On the fourth night the farmer came in
to the house for supper. He asked his
wife where the farmhand was, and she
replied, "It's the strangest thing! When
he came in and asked what was for
supper, I told him French Fries, and he
ran like hell!"
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