Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Wed, 27 Oct 1999 21:30:14 -0400
"Four Scores"
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat
and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered
a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked,
"Going to a costume party ?"
"Yeah," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come
dressed as my love life."
"But you look like Abe Lincoln." protested the barkeep.
"That's right... My last four scores were seven years ago."
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"Going as Adam..."
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says,
"I'm going to a costume party, I want to go
as Adam."
The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says, "Not
big enough." She brings out a bigger one.
He says, "Still not big enough." She brings
out a huge fig leaf. He says, "Still not big
enough."
She says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just
throw it over your shoulder and go as a
gasoline pump?"
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