Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Wed, 27 Oct 1999 21:31:39 -0400
"Twins"
A census taker in a rural area went up to a
farmhouse and knocked. When a woman
came to the door, he asked her how many
children she had and their ages.
She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins,
Sally and Billy, they're eighteen. And the twins,
Seth & Beth, they're sixteen. And the twins,
Penny and Jenny, they're fourteen---- "
"Hold on!" said the census taker, "Did you
get twins every time?"
The woman answered, "Heck no, there were
hundreds of times we didn't get nothin'."
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"A New Dawn Rises..."
"How'd it happen?" the doctor asked the
middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's
broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago ..."
"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke
your leg this morning."
"Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first
started working on the farm, that night, right
after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful
daughter came into my room. She asked me
if there was anything I wanted. I said, "No,
everything is fine."
"Are you sure?" she asked.
"I'm sure," I said.
"Isn't there anything I can do for you?" she
wanted to know.
"I reckon not," I replied.
"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this
story have to do with your leg?"
"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained,
"When it dawned on me what she meant, I
fell off the roof!"
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