Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Tue, 26 Oct 1999 11:59:02 -0400
"A Party Costume"
A man went to his boss's costume party with
nothing on but a young naked woman on his
back.
"So what the hell are you supposed to be?"
the boss asked.
"I'm a snail." The man replied.
"What a load of crap!" his boss spat.
"How can you be a snail when all you've got
is that young naked woman on your back?"
"You've got it wrong," the man replied.
"That's Michelle."
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"A Human Toy"
The guy had invited his girl to attend a Halloween
party with him, and showed up at her door
wearing only a pair of roller blades.
"Uh, and just what on Earth are you supposed
to be?" she asked.
"What else?" he replied smiling. "I'm a pull toy!"
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