Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Mon, 25 Oct 1999 09:46:58 -0400
"The Bet"
George said to Mary, "I'll bet you ten dollars
that we could have the best sex that you
have ever had without me touching you."
"You're nuts," she said, "Here is ten dollars
that says you can't do that!"
They put the money on the mantelpiece.
That night George and Mary proceeded to
have sex. Reluctantly, Mary had to admit
that it was the best sex that she could
remember.
The next morning she exclaimed, "Well, it
may have been the best sex I've ever had...
but you did nothing BUT touch me!"
George gave Mary the ten dollars and
departed with these words, "So I lose."
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