Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Wed, 20 Oct 1999 07:22:18 -0400
"Satisfying A Blonde....."
Fred himself unable to satisfy his blonde wife. He
tried hundreds of methods but just wasn't able to
do the job. He finally went to his best friend and
asked for advice. His friend told him not to worry
because he knew a method that was a 100%
successful. He says, "Hire a big strong black man
to stand near your bed and waving a huge towel
over both of you while you are having sex. This
way your wife will be stimulated and have an
orgasm."
The guy hired the strong man, but all efforts were
in vain. He went back to his friend and told him
what happened. So his friend suggested that they
switch places. "Why don't you wave the towel
while the strong man does the job in bed," says
the friend. Poor Fred agreed, and said that he
would do anything to satisfy his wife. He hired
the same guy again and this time they traded
positions. Naturally, the blonde had a divine orgasm.
The husband leaned over to the black guy and said,
"You see!! That's how you wave the towel!"
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