Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Wed, 20 Oct 1999 07:24:03 -0400
"The Perfect Day - for Her"
08:15 Wake-up to hugs and kisses.
08:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday.
08:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed
orange juice and croissants.
09:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac
bath oil.
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome,
funny personal trainer.
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo & comb out.
12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe.
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has
gained 30lbs.
13:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
15:00 Nap.
16:00 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card
is from secret admirer.
16:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle
massage.
17:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, primp before
the mirror.
19:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by
dancing.
22:00 Hot shower (alone).
22:30 Make love.
23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
23:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.
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"The Perfect Day - for Him"
06:00 Alarm.
06:15 Get oral sex.
06:30 Massive dump while reading sports
section of USA Today.
07:00 Breakfast, Filet mignon and eggs, toast
and coffee.
07:30 Limo arrives.
07:45 Stoli Bloody Mary en-route to airport.
08:15 Private G4 to Augusta, Georgia (Coffee,
Sports Illustrated and Wall Street Journal).
09:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
09:45 Front nine at Augusta (2 under).
11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half shell,
3 Heinekens.
12:15 Get oral sex.
12:30 Back nine Augusta (4 under).
14:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay martini).
14:30 Private G4, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas
(nap).
15:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all
female (topless) crew.
16:30 Land World Record light tackle Marlin
(1249 lbs)
17:00 G4 back home, massage & hand job
en-route by naked Elle McPhereson.
18:45 Poop, shower and shave.
19:00 Watch CNN news-flash: Clinton resigns;
Hillary and Al Gore's farm-animal video released
and authenticated.
19:30 Dinner, Lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon
(1963), 20 oz. New York Steak.
21:00 Remy Martin and Cuban Partagas cigar.
21:30 Sex with three women.
23:00 Massage and Jacuzzi.
23:45 Bed (alone).
23:50 12 second, 4-octave, dog-leaves-the-room
flatulence expelation.
23:55 Giggle oneself to sleep.
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