Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sun, 03 Oct 1999 03:49:26 -0400
"Trade Your Rolls-Royce Now!"
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight
next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the
Yugo rolls down his window and shouts to
the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's
a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls?
I've got one in my Yugo!"
The driver of Rolls looks over and says
simply, "Yes, I have a phone."
The driver of the Yugo says, "Cool! Hey,
you got a fridge in there too? I've got a
fridge in the back seat of my Yugo!"
The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed,
says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator."
The driver of the Yugo says, "That's great,
man! Hey, you got a TV in there, too? You
know, I got a TV in the back seat of my
Yugo!"
The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed
by now, says, "Of course I have a television.
A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the
world!"
The driver of the Yugo says, "Very cool
car! Hey, you got a bed in there, too? I got
a bed in the back of my Yugo!"
Upset that he did not have a bed, the
driver of the Rolls-Royce sped away, and
went straight to the dealer, where he
promptly ordered that a bed be installed in
the back of the Rolls. The next morning,
the driver of the Rolls picked up the car,
and the bed looked superb, complete with
silk sheets and brass trim. It was clearly a
bed fit for a Rolls Royce.
So the driver of the Rolls begins searching
for the Yugo, and he drove all day. Finally,
late at night, he finds the Yugo parked, with
all the windows fogged up from the inside.
The driver of the Rolls got out and knocked
on the Yugo. When there wasn't any answer,
he knocked and knocked, and eventually the
owner stuck his head out, soaking wet.
"I now have a bed in the back of my
Rolls-Royce," the driver of the Rolls stated
arrogantly.
The driver of the Yugo looked at him and
said, "You got me out of the shower for that?"
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"Truth About Car Ads"
MUST SELL
....before it blows up.
NEEDS SOME BODY WORK
....was blindsided by a Winnebego.
LOOKS LIKE NEW
....just don't try to drive it anywhere.
ALL ORIGINAL
....I never had anything fixed, adjusted, or
replaced.
LOADED WITH OPTIONS
....each one more troublesome than the next.
NEVER SMOKED IN
....unfortunately, that's the best thing I can
say about it.
PROJECT CAR
....doesn't run.
LOTS OF POTENTIAL
....doesn't run.
NEEDS MINOR REPAIR
...doesn't run.
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