Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sun, 03 Oct 1999 03:54:33 -0400
"Japanese Haiku Poetry: New Error Messages"
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Aborted effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.
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First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen
Dies so beautifully.
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With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.
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"Japanese Banking Crisis"
According to inside contacts, the Japanese
banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating.
If anything, it's getting worse.
Following last week's news that Origami Bank
had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank
has gone belly up, and Bonsai Bank plans to
cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank
is up for sale, and it is (you guessed it!) going
for a song.
Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have
nose-dived, and 500 back-office staff at Karate
Bank got the chop. Analysts report that there
is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, and
staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
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