Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sun, 03 Oct 1999 03:42:25 -0400
"100th Birthday, Version I"
A reporter goes out to interview a man
who has reached his 100th birthday.
Naturally one of his questions is,
"To what do you credit your long life?"
The man explained,"I don't party, eat
rich foods, smoke, drink nor chase
women and as a result, today I will
celebrate my 100th birthday."
The reporters next question, "How?"
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"100th Birthday, Version II"
A reporter goes out to interview a man
who has reached his 100th birthday.
Naturally one of his questions is,
"To what do you credit your long life?"
The man explained,"I don't party, eat
rich foods, smoke, drink nor chase
women."
About that time a lot of thrashing noise
and cursing comes from the next room.
The reporter ask,"What in the world is
that?"
The man replies very disgustedly,
"Oh, that's just Dad coming home drunk
again from one of his wild parties."
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