Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sun, 03 Oct 1999 03:12:21 -0400
"Engagement"
The bride, upon her engagement, went
to her mother and said, "I've found a
man just like father!"
Her mother replied, "So what do you
want from me, sympathy?"
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"Optimist"
An optimist is an eighty year old
bridegroom who asks the landlord of a
potential apartment if kids are allowed.
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"Manny And His Mom"
Manny is almost 29 years old, his
friends have already gotten married,
and Manny just dates and dates.
Finally a friend asks him, "What's
the matter, are you looking for the
perfect woman? Are you that
particular? Can't you find anyone
who suits you?"
"No," Manny replies. "I meet many
nice girls, but as soon as I bring
them home to meet my parents, my
Mother doesn't like them. So I keep
on looking!"
"Listen," his friend suggests, "Why
don't you find a girl who's just like
your dear ole Mother?"
Many weeks go by and again Manny
and his friend get together. "So Manny...
Did you find the perfect girl yet? One
that's just like your Mother?"
Manny shrugs his shoulders, "Yes I
found one just like Mom. My mother
loved her, they became fast friends."
"So do I owe you a Congratulations??
Are you and this girl engaged, yet?"
"I'm afraid not. My Father couldn't
stand her!"
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