Unicorn (Unicorn@Indenial.com)
Sun, 03 Oct 1999 03:07:26 -0400
"Flying In Comfort?"
A stewardess approached a gentleman
who was voicing his complains rather
loudly.
"Yes, Sir?"
"I want to complain about this airline.
Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I
can't see the in-flight movie, and there
are no window blinds so I can't sleep."
"Captain, shut up and land the plane."
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"Viagra In Flight"
The Federal Aviation Administration is
recommending pilots not take the
impotence drug Viagra within six hours
of flying because it could make it tough
to distinguish between the blues and
greens found in cockpit instrument and
runway lights.
Not only that -- you could grab the
wrong joystick...
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"Flying Delta"
At the airport for a business trip, I settled
down to wait for the boarding announcement
at Gate 35. Then I heard the voice on the
public address system saying, "We
apologize for the inconvenience, but Delta
Flight 570 will board from Gate 41."
So my family picked up our luggage and
carried it over to Gate 41. Not ten minutes
later the public address voice told us that
Flight 570 would in fact be boarding from
Gate 35.
So, again, we gathered our carry-on
luggage and returned to the original gate.
Just as we were settling down, the public
address voice spoke again: "Thank you
for participating in Delta's physical fitness
program.
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